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$BONER

From —/dose
Boner Coin, paired with tokenized HIMS
For staying long.
2-in-1Daily
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Hold Rx + Exit Control

Included with every bag
Patience. A muted group chat.
For premature selling.
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Conviction Support

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Marble, 2,000 years
For temporary loss of conviction.
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Thesis Rx + Posting Support

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Memes, a screenshot of the chart
For when the group chat asks, “Still holding?”
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HIMS Support

Included with every bag
Earnings calls, product launches, saying “we”
For HIMS. We're mutuals.
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Meet your provider

Support from someone who has held through it all.

Marcus A., 2,041
Special interest: premature exits.
A calm presence through changing markets. And several empires.
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Mutuals

Every stock is getting a fan club. HIMS got us.

20,000+holders, all bullish HIMS by default

$BONER is paired with tokenized HIMS on Robinhood Chain. When HIMS wins, the pool wins.

Your HIMS fan club membership is included.
  • An unexpected interest in earnings calls.
  • People who understand your screenshots.
  • A new use for the word “we.”
  • A follow-up from the CEO. See it →
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In the news

Word is getting around.

Bloomberg
Robinhood Stock Tokens Fueled a $440 Million Memecoin Frenzy
Oct 2, 2026 ↗
Benzinga
How Did BONER Meme Coin Create One of Robinhood's Biggest Stories?
Sep 2026 ↗
Hims House
🚨 $HIMS CEO Andrew Dudum now follows @bonercoinlong, the account behind $BONER. Dudum follows just 8 accounts total 👀
Sep 2026 ↗
Crypto Briefing
BONER memecoin corners 81% of tokenized HIMS supply on Robinhood Chain
Sep 2026 ↗
Patient reviews

Erected, never corrected.

I found one that worked incredibly well… and my group chat noticed.
Paul, 59Hold Rx + Exit Control
I still check the chart. I just make tea first.
Brandon, 42Conviction Support
It gave me my confidence back. I feel like I'm 20 again, and I'm 2,041.
Marcus A., 2,041Conviction Support
I came for the coin. Now I have the earnings call in my calendar.
Jonathan, 46HIMS Support

Real holders. Fictional ages. Marble results.

FAQ

Is $BONER right for me?

Let's find the right support for your position.

What is $BONER?

A memecoin on Robinhood Chain paired with tokenized HIMS. Buying it through the pool adds HIMS tokens to the pool. That's the whole product.

What if I've tried holding before?

Many of our patients come to us after saying “never again.” We're glad you're here.

When will I notice a difference?

You may start saying “we” during HIMS earnings calls.

Do I need to change my routine?

No. You can keep opening the same app every six minutes.

Is this affiliated with Hims & Hers?

No. The CEO follows us on X, which is different, and honestly better. Holding $BONER conveys no ownership of, or claim on, any HIMS share or stock token.

How do I buy?

On FOMO or Long.xyz. The contract is in the footer. Nothing here is an instruction to buy anything.

Is this medical advice?

No. It is not financial advice either. It is a website with a statue on it.

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